Thursday, 26 Apr 2012
A woman in Brush, Colorado did not know that her dairy cow was missing until she received a phone call from the local police.
They called to ask if she owned a dairy cow, and if she did, was it the one that had turned up at the takeout window of a McDonalds about half a mile away.
Sandy Winn then went to McDonalds to bring it home.
She later explained that the cow, whose name is Darcy, is a good cow but gets bored sometimes and goes in search of affection.
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